dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via ruinedchildhood)

neatpotatoes:

when they say their dick is 8 inches 

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Gladly accepts my award.

(via ruinedchildhood)

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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(via ruinedchildhood)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via ruinedchildhood)

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via ruinedchildhood)

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